Grimethorpe Colliery Band’s Mechanical Cat: The G.C.B are Britney-esqe media glamour-puppets for whom it would be physically impossible to play tubas AND carry out elaborate on-stage dance routines at the same time. This is the Grimethorpe Colliery Band’s mechanical cat who sits behind the curtain generating authentic brass band noises on his Roland JD-800 synthesizer. He has one laser eye and a sovereign ring.
That's one cat I wouldn't wanna meet in a dark alley! (Though I would hire him to lay down some fat beats to my disjointed social commentaries and pop-culture references!)
ReplyDeleteIs he (and the band) available for birthday parties?